Let me paint a little picture for you.
I’m sitting outside at a coffee shop/bar. It’s one of those perfect Austin days (as long as you can hold your breath so that the allergies don’t silently destroy you).
A man just propped open the patio door with his body, making room for a chunky toddler to waddle out. I’m not good with ages, but i’m guessing this little chubster was around 2.